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Did you pray today?

The phrase that will give you PTSD.

If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:

Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.

Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.

Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.

Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!

Guy 2: Wha-?

Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
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Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022
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technically today

When it is after midnight but you haven't slept yet and you are referencing your next amount of time spent awake.
I have a full body wax tomorrow, well I guess technically today.
by yukiblackwell March 22, 2021
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today

A day that you would not be famous or be known for anything... unless you that kid.
Human 1: What is today?
Human 2: It mean you ain't famous unless you that person.
by GamerFUN November 1, 2019
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.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
.9.<.7.9.7.6.>Llamame Yama Aurora...Bayubey, I Smack Backs Through Her Aura...Not..Today..Is..Not...As Such As Anything Misses Through Corners...Calmate.9.
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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not today turd

Said to some who is an idiot, plz, plz say to someone I wanna hear this on the streets.
by That_one_weabo May 27, 2018
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Today or Tomorrow

Within 2-14 business days.
I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.
by TortillaPlodzien August 24, 2021
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