Le Tired 

When A French Woman is tired and does not want to fire the missiles.
Originated in the end of the world animationat endoftheworld.com

French Man: "Fire the Missiles"
French Woman: "But I am Le Tired"
French Man: "Well, take a nap. THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!"

Le Tired by zeekey January 5, 2006

stupid tired 

When you're so tired you begin to do/say stupid things

She was so stupid tired, that she walked into a wall while mumbling the theme song for Captain Planet

stupid tired by Joe Chaney July 6, 2007

I’m tired

‘I’m tired’ is a phrase that you have most certainly used at least once. ‘I’m tired’ is the universal excuse for anything you do since it doesn’t reveal how you feel in intricacy but is still the truth.

(Side note, you’re probably Guy 2)

Guy 1: ‘Are you ok?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 3: ‘Why didn’t you do your work?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired.’

Guy 4: ‘Why didn’t you tell me earlier?’
Guy 2: ‘I’m tired’

I’m tired by limeboiz December 31, 2020

Chubby tired 

When you get lazy & tired as a result of eating too much food

Jordan: "Hey man you wanna porn out later?"
Mitchel: "Nah man I'm feeling kinda chubby tired"

Chubby tired by Hildreed September 5, 2013

pig tired 

Is when you are so tired that you can't even stay awake, so you put on a pig mask and continue to play gta 5 online.

So pig I can't even tired. Basically pig tired.

pig tired by Piggyback June 21, 2014

dog ass tired 

Really, really tired. Especially after having completely expended yourself. Dead on your feet. So tired you just can't.

After a 16 hour flight and an 8 hour work day, Sandra is so dog ass tired that she fell asleep in the middle of eating dinner.

dog ass tired by celebrityguesteditor June 5, 2019

Don't be tired 

It is used when you're gonna appreciate someone's service or when you're gonna grab someone's attention and start a conversation with someone who's already busy doing something.

1- Don't be tired! I know it took you a lot of time to prepare this report.

2- Don't be tired! Can I take your time for a moment to work out the nuts and bolts of our contract?

Don't be tired by Jpower March 9, 2010