Theminism

The advocacy of a person who identifies as being uncertain if they were born male or female, and their rights affecting those who have no doubt on their birth with a penis (or vagina); and the affect on humanity of the basis of equality of their uncertainty of being ‘them’.

This person I know was born with a penis but thinks it’s a vagina and wants workplaces of the world to adapt to their false fluidity.

‘Fucking theminism pisses me off’

A true case

by Lunmeister1 September 11, 2022

pump thumpin'

to remove a pumpkin from it's owner's property without consent & destroy the pumpkin by hurling it towards the pavement with significant force.

After they tied a load on at the local watering hole, Bob & Jim drove around town pump thumpin' until the sun came up.

by Merlin Bunker January 3, 2008

bun thumping

when you bend a chick over, stick it in her ass and smack one cheek and then the other for about ten minutes as you fuck the shit out of her!

"hey baby, feel like bun thumping?"
"what's that?"
"I'll show you!"

by Alex #8 April 27, 2008

Bible Thumping

Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.

Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.

by dkujan May 16, 2007

thumbin' it

The act of rolling on the floor in your bathroom while thumbing your asshole. This excludes any time after you have received a blumpkin.

" I saw Devontae through his window thumbin' it yo."

by Harrison Stevens August 29, 2005

Thumbing A Lift

Lowering a girl/guy onto your thumb whilst supporting their weight to create maximum insertion/gratification.

"Why were you holding her up?"
"Ah she was just thumbing a lift"

"How did you get her so turned on?"
"She just thumbed a lift of me and loved it"

by Newbstar April 13, 2009

thumbing

An action primarly involving your thumb.

Timmy was thumbing his nose.

by casey_neistat April 16, 2017