Dry socket

When you’re on your period, and you pull out a dry tampon.

I had such a dry socket last night, it hurt so fucking bad.

by Starling1313 February 25, 2018

turd-socket

a woman who has poor hygiene. a lazy female. a woman who doesn't care.

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!

by silentstormer March 24, 2016

Socket Docking

When two people are docking (see docking), and others want to get involved, the other parties take part by inserting their penis into the anus of one of the parties docking. (Socket Docking)

Tom and Luke were docking and Ryan and Jesse got held they were left out. They positioned themselves behind Tim and Luke to take part. Socket Docking.

by DattoMcHemi June 17, 2023

The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.

Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!

by Mbiggs19 February 15, 2023

deep sockets = deep POCKETS

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.

Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.

by QuacksO February 03, 2024

Broken socket wrench

When someone is dumber than a tool, they are a broken tool. Such as a broken socket wrench.

You're a broken socket wrench

by Mountain Life December 06, 2022

evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.

Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.

by The Conflicted German February 07, 2016