Goop Goblins

(noun)

Fun-loving, hard-working individuals who are obsessed with goop, believing it to be the key to happiness, success, and making the world go round. Goop Goblins are known for their relentless hustle and quirky charm, always chanting their mantra: "Seek the goop, trust the goblin."

"Why’s Jared working three side hustles and still having the time of his life?"
"Bro, he's like one of those Goop Goblins. Goop makes the world go round."

"Ever since I started chasing the goop like a true Goop Goblin, my life’s been nothing but good vibes and cash flow."

by Cineteria January 22, 2025

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Goop

Noun: A black liquid with the consistency of jello. Anyone it touches also becomes goop.

Adjective/goopy: Someone who moves around like their body is made out of goop

Hey, you’re goopy

by Squidkid_97 August 4, 2021

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be goop about

Be weird about something.
Have little or no interest in the subject.

-My dog just died.
-So what?
- Don't be goop about it.

by Sanchitosoul January 15, 2018

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Gooping

When you start gooning while pooping.

Bro i haven't taken a shit in 3 weeks, today i finally went to the bathroom and it was so large and firm it rubbed my prostate, i started Gooping right there on the toilet.

by SauceSanchez August 14, 2025

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goop

1. the fifth state of matter

2. a very bad company started by a delusional actress

"goop sucks it's such a bad company but a great state of matter."

by goop420 February 16, 2022

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Goop

The gooey, sugary, crystalized portion specifically found at the bottom of "Marinos" Italian Ice. Ideally, you want to flip the ice over in the cup immediatley after unsealing it. Some refer to it as "Goop"

Bro, flip that Marinos Italian Ice over if you want to jizz in your pants from that delicious goop

The only way to eat this Marinos Italian Ice is to first flip it over and eat the goop at the bottom

by TCons23 March 2, 2018

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