Bed shift

When you fall asleep on the couch but wake up on the bed.

Son- Hey mom did you move me to my bed?
Mom- No.
Son- But i fell asleep on the couch...
Mom- Must have been a bed shift.

by schwigittyschwag February 5, 2015

smollett the bed

Fail miserably in a public manner by jumping to conclusions before facts develop.

Let's wait for all the facts, and not smollett the bed with this one.

by EastCoaster22 February 17, 2019

Go To Bed

shut up. go home. get out. go away.
a remark used after a stupid statment.

Example 1.
*in class*
person 1: hey check my new belt out.
person 2: go to bedddd.

Example 2. henry

by Walish Brooks January 14, 2008

Breaking the Bed

When two people f*ck so hard on a bed, the bed breaks.

Shaniqua: man, Tyrone broke my bed last night
Tykesha: Damnnnnnnn
Tykesha: breaking the bed is the best thing ever

by Arrrrreeesu October 17, 2019

Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.

So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.

by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009

Bed Angel

When your partner leaves the double bed that you share and you move to the middle of the bed, and start waving your legs and arms to make the shape of an angel in the bed.

I kicked the girlfriend out of bed and started making a bed angel

by indybob April 22, 2011

shit the bed

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad

Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.

by J April 9, 2003