A swamp donkey is the most elite of air boats, to the point where all other air boats bow to its greatness!
by A KY July 2, 2017
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by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024
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by hermanator1234 January 29, 2015
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Get the Swamp Donkey mug.a nasty, ketamine addled, white, dreadlocked, trustafarian, uppermiddle class, fool who can be found lying in his or her own sick at free partys all over the uk.
also known in bristol as "swampers"
also known in bristol as "swampers"
by big skeng October 14, 2011
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Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”
Announcer: “ Oh My! He hung that slider and ended up being a Swamp Donkey!”
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