Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

Pooting

When you're bored or doing homework and you NEED to do something, you go eat a snack, maybe more than one.

Mom: What are you doing?
Son: Well, I was bored with homework, so I'm pooting.

by Dick Tionary January 9, 2009

Poots on Newts

The act on sitting on a newts head and violently farting on it as a penalty for stealing boots.

Hey newt! Stop stealing boots, or it's Poots on Newts!!!

by 0H N035! August 5, 2010

Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.

Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.

by Zach G. November 26, 2003

Pooty Poot

What George W Bush calls Russian president Vladimir Puttin.

That assface Bush called Pooty Poot the other day.

by falcon4 is a douche October 23, 2004

poot lovato

Demi Lovatos twin sister whom was locked in Demis basement for sixty three years. Recently released.

Poot Lovato pooted for me when no one else would.

by Toop otaval December 18, 2015

poot

half of the url of PootPoot.com, a web site that takes a web site you give and turns all of its text into gibberish. Hilarious, go try.
Also: pootify

Dude, I just pootified CNN.com! How pooting poot poot poot?

by stwongbayd March 18, 2004