by CJM July 24, 2004
Get the KiRk BrOwNmug. An extraordinarily unwise decision, having immediate and profound detrimental effects on one's own finances, health, and general well-being. Quite often a person committing a Kirk move will find themselves homeless, addicted to a wide variety of intoxicants, and suffering from one or more advanced venereal infections.
by G-Nizzie February 3, 2010
Get the Kirk movemug. by Synthetikax July 9, 2009
Get the Kirk Outmug. 
1. the act of being the first gay man with whom a straight man has ever had any sexual relations. Derived from the 1960s TV show “Star Trek” and suggesting that the gay man is “going where no man has gone before.”
“That guy had never even had any guy other than his doctor touch his junk so I was totally Captain Kirking It.”
by Filmgeek2112 April 20, 2011
Get the Captain Kirking Itmug. Guitarist in Metallica.
The guy loves his pentatonics and wah FAR too much.
Somebody slap the silly weapon and tell him to turn off the wah.
The guy loves his pentatonics and wah FAR too much.
Somebody slap the silly weapon and tell him to turn off the wah.
by madetowreck May 20, 2010
Get the Kirk Hammettmug. a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.
kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life
by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021
Get the kirk weilermug.