Gophering

Giving anal sex upside down while also giving oral sex under the legs

Yo Brian, you tryna go Gophering

by W gopher 67 October 1, 2025

gopher knobbin

The act of eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwhich on whole wheat bread while running backwards.

I was in a rush to get home but I was just handed a delicious pb&j on whole wheat so turned around to say thanks to the pb&j giver and before I knew it I was gopher knobbin.

by Dr. Rad February 18, 2011

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Gopher Search

Gopher lets you search for resources using menus. It originated at the University of Minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. Insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human "gofers' of the world, Gopher goes out for the material you want. Gopher is like a regular library subject catalog and it will search for the holdings of many libraries for your subject.

gopher fatty.law.cornell.edu which is the Cornell Legal Information Institute of Cornell Law School.

edu - educational institute

other domain adresses are as follows:
com - commercial and buisness
gov - government institutions
mil - military institutions
net - network recorces
org - other organizations

If you're confused thus still on how gopher searches operate. See your system administrator, media specialist, brilliant friend or librarian for help!

by Gophergeanspeachykeens November 6, 2012

Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

Gopher Den

When you continuously use socks to clean up your cum, and leave them laying out, piling up. It turns into a gopher den.

I turned my room into a gopher den, it smells so bad.

by EmiliaZu July 9, 2023