What in the actual fuck?!? To describe a sence of shock and confusion about the reality of your situation.
Your phone was connected to wifi then suddenly disconnects without reason, your chair was there a minute ago and now its gone. What in the ACTUAL fuck.
by Dirtprincess33 February 16, 2014
First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts
by urbanexistentialist February 7, 2015
someone: (gets cancer, loses 3 of there 17 kidneys, gets AIDS, and eats 36 bats and 79 people in 5 sec's)
someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
someone: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON RIGHT NOW
by Meme lord 6969420 November 5, 2020
Why the fuck would you search this?
What in the actual fuck are you doing here.
by Pejdndi January 8, 2020
when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”
*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”
by some of yall fucking weird October 14, 2020
Gf: what in the actual fucking hell is that
3: :(
3: :(
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
by DollyDolittle May 27, 2011