acting a donkey

1. behaving like a jackass acting stupid becuase you are drunk or high.
2. embarrassing yourself because you was actin dumb.
1. big bob: What the hell was wrong wrong with last night playboy?
Lil bitch: I dont know man I was acting a donkey?
2 Dont drink too much and start acting a donkey or i will your ass here..
by lil sleazy.. April 13, 2009
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Stupid Donkey

Worse than simply stupid. A total idiot.

To call someone a donkey in many cultures means that person is an idiot. But donkeys are not necessarily stupid, and possibly quite intelligent, Them being equated to stupidity may have more to to do with their stubbornness and not stupidity. But calling someone a donkey has taken hold of in many cultures, including Western and Asian, to imply that person being called it is a stupid person or an idiot.

To then call someone a stupid donkey is like a double superlative, to mean that the person is a complete ass, or ridiculously and totally stupid.
by rufustherat February 21, 2011
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donkey bombs

Look out I've been dropping some bad donkey bombs.

by Hexis July 25, 2008
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lava donkey

the girl is in a slanted sitting position when you blow your diarrhea shit on her back and it streams down her back like lava on a mountian.
Lucy was being a bitch so i gave her a lava donkey!
by donkeymasterbill April 29, 2010
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Donkey slapper

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.
I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.
by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019
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Nodding Donkey

A member of the parliament front bench who can't stop nodding.
Something was said in parliament to the pleasure of the government the front bench nodded in agreement bloody nodding donkeys.
by DOUBLE 6 April 11, 2019
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donkey nubblies

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.
Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!
by alegg February 25, 2014
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