checkup from the neck up

When a girl has a nice body, but her face is busted!

Playa 1-"Yo, shorty's body is tight!"
Playa 2-"Yeah, but peep her face. She needs a checkup from the neck up!"

by BigBad Wolf June 11, 2006

Hit The Shiddy/Right Cheek Creep

When you or someone else takes a fat shit/ when you discover a massive unflushed shit in a gas station bathroom.

HOLY SHIT, THE TOILET SEAT IS STAINED BROWN!!!
HE HIT THE SHIDDY/RIGHT CHEEK CREEP'D ALL OVER IT😭😭

by Un2siast January 30, 2024

Best Checkers Buddy in the World

Blake.

A: "I was playing checkers with my Best Checkers Buddy in the World the other night."

B: "Oh, you mean Blake?"

by kaylalalalalala December 17, 2008

it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

A line spoken by impa from the legend of Zelda breath of the wild. Not much to say here.

Link: Where is your birthmark

Paya: U-Uhhh

Impa: it's smack in the middle of her left butt cheek

by Mistyman6 March 28, 2023

The Kansas city Hotelroom Checkout

The act of a quick Hotelroom checkout.

How to us the Kansas city Hotelroom checkout. Take a girl to a hotel make sure she is the one to check in. Make sure they have chairs with arms and legs on them. Tie her to the chair with rope and velcro tiedowns or hand cuffs. You will need a vibrator. Stay a while and us the vibrator. Then with out warning stick it inside her, use her socks, panties or what ever you can find to make sure it stays inside. Call for room servise and ask for clean sheets. Then go to the door wait till she asks you where are you going then just close the door and leave. Then wait outside in the parkinglot to see how she likes the room servise.

by Mrs. hotel April 10, 2008

Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block

One thing no decent citizen should do.

"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"

by cathoderayhell November 18, 2023

Checkin(g) off the(m) boxes

When someone presents, usually inadvertently or unassumingly, as attractive in a variety of ways but may not have been immediately identified as classically attractive at first sight.

"I didn't realize how attractive I found him/her until I realized he/she was checkin(g) off the(m) boxes!"

by darrenxix March 19, 2025