Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
Get the crap on crustmug. The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.
by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005
Get the Tit Crustmug. The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007
Get the pie crustmug. Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.
by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018
Get the Brownie Crustmug. A common word used to decribe elon musks crusty dusty armpits. This is a delicacy in many countries around the world like america. It is usually served with donals trumps foot fungus. However can also be used as a prostitute
by stortankelitetbean November 9, 2021
Get the elons crustmug. When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping
Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!
by penintheback December 13, 2010
Get the crust creepmug. A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.
by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022
Get the Jeebus Crustmug.