slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game

"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."

by bdeggz January 30, 2016

titty nectar

breast milks. usually kept for the finest qualities only.

Calypso has de finez titty nectar in de vurld

by dylon_dylon_dylon_dylon_DYLON October 26, 2010

Titty taco

A tit fuck involving the use of taco sauce and lettuce as lubricant. The titties therefore create the "taco shell" and it is up to you to supply the meat and sour cream.

PersonA: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like a Mexican restaurant.
Person B: I just recently executed a titty taco, and that sir, is the well-earned smell of victory.

by mr.sanchez25 September 26, 2011

Titty bag

A variation on tea bagging where a woman with large titties rests her boobs on the forehead of a passed out douch and poses for a picture just to show him how much fun he missed out on.

He could have had a great night until he passed out. Just so he'd never forget why you should stay up, two hot chicks decided to titty bag his dumb ass!

by K-Von May 21, 2017

Tittyfuck

When a male takes his penis and impales it between a female's mammilla... only works when the female has big boobs, at least a c-cup

"HOLY SHIT, her DD boobs were great when I was tittyfucking her last night!"

by Robert Battersby September 28, 2005

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

The imaginary committee you're part of when you have tiny boobs.

Lindsay: Wow, my boobs are fantastic! I'm a 32DD!
Ashley: I just went up a cup size. 38C.
Hannah: Man, you two suck. I'm still a 36A. I'm part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.

by RacistZebras February 7, 2009

Titty Fairy

The sudden, mammoth and extemely pleasing swelling of a pregnant woman's breasty dumplings.

"I say, she has a capitol pair of tatty bojangles"

"Yes, the titty fairy paid a visit"

by farge bofflenerp October 28, 2009