Tender Tennessee Christmas is a great Christmas song by Alabama. It tells of how the singer prefers a Christmas in Tennessee over a place where he actually has snow.
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
By the way Country music is not for inbreds so go fuck yourself bitch. Country is the future of the music industry and you will learn to respect it
by Brian Edwards December 11, 2007
Get the Tender Tennessee Christmasmug. by !9yroldmother&wife May 9, 2017
Get the tender lovemug. by stoneleigh_street March 30, 2020
Get the Triple Tender Burgermug. An exclamation, usually said loudly after experiencing sudden pain or hearing particularly bad, unexpected news.
by CJ Banks August 20, 2007
Get the Fuck Me Tendermug. When a man places his erect penis on a solid surface, typically a counter top, and his lover repeatedly slams their forhead on the engorged member until said member is flaccid. Also used to treat erections lasting more than four hours.
I popped a viagra and my dick was still hard four hours later, and thank the lord my tranny girlfriend knew of the memphis meat tenderizer, therefore avoiding a trip to the emergency room!
by savages April 16, 2014
Get the memphis meat tenderizermug. A variation on the Dirty Sanchez Named after the late Elvis Presley wherein a Mustache is replaced with Side Burns.
Oh man, I was tagging this bitch doggy style last night and I stuck my finger in her as and gave her the old Love Me Tenders
by DudicalDuude December 27, 2007
Get the Love Me Tendersmug. A cult full of mentally ill nerds who praise Chicken Tenders and also sometimes study. Occasionally.
by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022
Get the Chicken Tenders Cultmug.