textslap

when, usually in a facebook comment war, a person goes all out to diss the other competitor and show just how they are wrong in every way.

shit man, that was a textslap so hard it hurt me!

by eamonster December 25, 2010

Bean Teats

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

by ginomcdinkwad January 19, 2009

teats

breasts, usually male

wow that dude has big ass teats

by brettisme666 May 27, 2006

Textsion

A fast-paced text messaging session; involves rapid responses, funny, quick witted, smart ass remarks and/or sarcastic jabs. Usually has a definitive end when one participant's response has achieved the height of hilarity, wit and/or sarcasm; often used to flirt and often leads to a sextion

KJ: You talk to "cute guy" lately?
JJ: Yeah we had a hilarious textsion last night!
KJ: Oh yeah?
JJ: I was killing him! He couldn't text back fast enough!

by JenniferJ December 7, 2007

teets

trendy online terminology for "talk to you later"; more modern and coming of age than "ttyl"

Friend A: ok I gotta run, see you tomorrow
Friend B: alright, teets!

by Shweta February 14, 2008

textsing

v. -ing

Sending text messages with exaggerated spelling of words to mimic the singing of song lyrics.

"Que oooola cata Que oooola omega
and this how we gooon dooo it

won too tree forrr
Uno do trescuatro
I no u wan me

u no I wan chhhaaa
I no u wan me"

Please stop textsinging, it is hurting my ears.

by dj llama February 10, 2010

textsplosion

Sending ridiculously long texts at once. Text explosion. Textsplosion.

Sorry for the textsplosion I just had to tell you about how I repaired my car with only a screwdriver and a paper clip!

Another textsplosion? Not again!!

This girl wont quit it with the textsplosion she thinks I'm her psychiatrist or something

by professorecks April 19, 2015