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Cum Taxi 

A temporary orifice used to carry sperm from one location to another.
1.) I told the douche bag running his mouth in the bar to shut up, or I was going to punch him in his Cum Taxi.

2.) After sex she had to wash her Cum Taxi to return to work.
Cum Taxi by Catchup64 August 16, 2022

Canadian taxi 

When you call a cab in Canada and give the driver maple syrup and poutine on Canada day
Me and my buddy did a Canadian taxi this Canada day and the driver drove us for free!
Canadian taxi by Pineapple6685 August 26, 2022

bumpin a taxi 

Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into
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bumpin a taxi by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014

Green Shell Taxi

The best taxi service across the whole Mushroom Kingdom.
I'ma hitch a ride by Green Shell Taxi.

ghetto taxi 

A police car. So called because it takes young hoods where they need to go.
Look at Tyrone in the back of that ghetto taxi
ghetto taxi by xzybit September 8, 2006

progressive taxi

a polite way of requesting a hand-holding walkthrough of something for an idiot

Comes from aviation. When a plane lands at an airport, the tower usually gives the pilot directions to his gate. If the pilot can't remember the directions he can request a progressive taxi, where the tower guides the pilot to his gate (turn left... go straight 200 yards... turn right). This is a nuisance to the tower because it requires that someone usually focused on difficult job of directing traffic in the sky to divert their attention to something stupid like giving simple directions on the ground.
Store clerk 1 to clerk 2: this gentleman needs a progressive taxi to the mens shoes section
store clerk 2: Got it. Come with me sir, ill show you where they are.