Tabitha

The most beautiful, smart , fragile and unapologetically honest.

You need this girl in your life.

Eyes like the darkest night , to match her dark soul but she has nothing but kindness in her broken heart.

When you finally fight your way through the layers of her armour you will be on the most magical mystery ride of your life. She is everything you wanted and didn’t know you needed.

This girl gave me life.

This girl should be my wife.

There she is ! That’s Tabitha. Isn’t she everything you’ve ever wanted?

by outofthisworld74 November 24, 2021

Noah Tabone

He is always a midget with a small willy. he is funny but is very dumb. he always yells at the tv while playing video games. more often than not he will have front teeth like a rabbit. and is always down for some fun with guys

Hi Noah Tabone

by NOAHISAGREATWORD March 16, 2020

doing a tabitha

1) Saying you’re going to come but cancel or “flake” out last minute.

2) Saying you’re too busy to come even thought you’re really not, eg; “sorry i’ve got to clean the cupboards”

3) Hibernating in your room “revising” for unimportant tests that are two weeks away instead of socialising with friends and family

please vote yes thanks guys :)

1) Oh is she not coming? I guess she’s just doing a tabitha again
2) She is always doing a tabitha, when will she ever come out her room?

by ellielmao April 23, 2019

Tabloid Statistics

These are statistics, usually quoted during morning breakfast radio, current affairs shows and by people butting into your conversation, have no real basis and are note scientific by any stretch of the word.

Usually, these statistics are versions of real statistics, with only the most inflammatory parts cherry-picked out of the real statistics to create a sensationalist response from those that hear it.

Woman: "Did you hear on the radio this morning, 87% of housework is done by women; you men are so lazy!"
Man: "O.K., so did it include around the house jobs like cleaning the gutters, mowing the lawn, gardening, car maintenance and opening pickle jars for you women?! That's just hocus-pocus and tabloid statistics!"
Woman: "No, why? Is all that important?!"
Man: *head explodes*

by The Urban Psychologist April 12, 2010

tabita

Tabita is a girl who has brown long hair an a big nose. She’s very beautiful and nice. Tabita is a girl who knows everybody and she’s very skinny. Tabita is a girl who has 3 kids. She’s a good mummy

Tabita is cool

by Äffchen03 October 28, 2017

taboka

An amazing person, friendly and loving personality! Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like this...... 10/10 Person!

Taboka is a great friend

by mesmerizelive May 11, 2018

Tabitha

Tabitha is certainly a character.shes always outgoing and can’t sing to save her life, she probably doesn’t even realise how bad she is at it.Tabitha is a role model and chav.She tries her hardest to impress the boys at all costs.She has many nick names such as Tabby,Tabbycat,Tabea,Tabbi,Bea,Tab and Bea.She brighents up everyone’s day and is genuinely funny without trying.She will often say things that she doesn’t even realise the meaning of getting her into lots of trouble but she’ll do it to please her friends.Shes innocent minded and really pretty.The boys flirt with her but she doesn’t take notice.She has zero common sense yet somehow manages to be the smartest of the group.Academically of course.All round everyone loves her and is good at making frenemies but don’t try and fight her because you WILL LOSE!

Tabitha is so leng she dosent need a boy she needs a man.

by Beababyt May 7, 2020