switch

A flimsy tree branch used for whoopin' kids asses! Usually picked by the person who is about to get the ass whoopin'. Switch's grow on all trees and can be used if there is no belt or shoe around.

1. Grandma: Get yo' ass outside and go pick a switch cuz I'm bout to whip your ass for actin' a fool at school today.

2. You better not pick a small switch for your whoopin' becuz she'll send you back out to pick a bigger one.

3. Boy 1: What happen your your legs??
Boy 2: I got a whoppin' last night with a switch.
Boy 1: Damn, is that abuse?
Boy 2: Apparently my Mom does not think so.

by L-Breezy March 14, 2007

Switchblade

A uncircumcised penis. Usually in reference to it becoming hard and foreskin peeled down. ( a human red rocket)

She wanted to have sex with him after they left the bar but he was to drunk for his switchblade to work.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Nintendo Switch

Yes...yes...YES...NEW SMASH NEW SMASH NEW SMASH

Waluigi is not in smash. Why Nintendo, why no Waluigi the Nintendo Switch smash ultimate. Everybody isn't here ;-;

by T0aSt3dT0aSt November 6, 2018

Bitch and Switch

When a girl ignores you for a period of time, then is all up on you after you do her friend.

Man So she didnt want none then I got with her friend and now she wants it. Thats a damn good bitch and switch

by Scott Z November 17, 2004

the ol bait n switch

One has to sit on a tree branch about 11 1/2 feet high. Any higher is dangerous, and any lower will result in a failure of the deed. Once one pulls their pants down, and is ready for the act one has to proceed to poop. Immediately, without hesitation, one has to fall off the back end of the branch, backflipping, and in turn landing on the ground flat on their back. At which point the poop impacts with one's chest. This form of self-masturbation takes many years of experience and should not be perfomed by an amateur. The branch can be substituted with any form of a bar up in the air.

Johnny: How'd you break your neck?

Fred: I did the ol bait n switch from a branch that was too high!

Johnny: Haha, they warn you shouldn't do that!

by Metal Dan does Metal Dan February 23, 2011

Switchfoot

a band that saved me from totally disbelieving in music.

If it weren't for Switchfoot's music, I would be posting negative stuff about other bands by now.

by niji September 27, 2004

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico

A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.

Bob: What's that?

Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .

by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005