Skankerchief

a towel or rag used to clean yourself up between partners on the same night

At a party like that, they should hand out skankerchiefs at the door

by Sam LeFleur August 25, 2010

Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011

spanket blanket

A blanket used primarily during masturbation to cleanse yourself of the billions of little soldiers whom were born and raised without fear and set on a mission. This blanket interrupts this mission and is usually thrown out after 4 or 5 uses depending on the CC of each load.

Frank: Hey, where did my blanket go?

Matt: Andrew took it in the bathroom and is using it as a Spanket Blanket. He'll be out in 5.

by Harry Basagna August 1, 2006

Sanket

A Quiff. A structured and carefully maintained haircut.

Elvis must have used a lot of oil and hairspray to get his sanket to look so good.

Johnny Bravo has one mean sanket.

by Salty Bobby September 26, 2007

skanker sore

Otherwise known as a cold sore or herpes, used in the context that it was transmitted by someone of the female sex.

Guy 1: "Dude, you got some pizza in the corner of your mouth, better wipe it off"
Guy 2: Looking ashamed "not pizza, man. That bitch last night gave me a skanker sore"

by the13dead April 26, 2004

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010