Static Stroke

You switch the lights off and on while stroking it, and have a epileptic episode

Me and the wife are going to do the Static Stroke Tonight

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Gay filthy monkey who loves sexually harassing 16 year olds

"Static SA'd me"

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Queer

“Bro was moving static”

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The brightest star you'll see! She's fratured in the Flavor Foley music video "Static", where Hatsune Miku's voicebank is used. She has bright pigtails in the shape of music notes, a blue outfit sprinkled with tv colors, and irresistible adorable rosy cheeks!

I need her

MOVING ON, her music video has reached over 25 million views on YouTube alone, and yet there still is no official plush/merch release. Why.

Many fans compare her to Deltarune's "Mr. Ant Tenna", because of their love for TV and their severe abandonment issues. She just wants to be wanted. Is that so wrong?

P1: Man, I need Static Miku..
The sleep paralysis demon: ...tf are you on about?

by starry_horned_freak February 14, 2026

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The most British Non-British person you’ll meet. Drinks soup daily from a teacup, and rides a bike to work(oddly fast for such length). Has a peculiar obsession with Bison. Wears no show socks with beat up dress shoes. Loves to wear black, blue, brown, and white. Doesn’t like change(specifically in seating). Monotone and deep voice(sounds like audio book/very peaceful). Does not like decorations that he has not had since he was ten. Every meal the Stadick will do membean. Born May 7, 1992.
Tall.

The students requested that Stadick would give them a new seating chart.

Stadick did not oblige.

The Stadick loved his soup.

by I hate membean December 14, 2024

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