Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

chocolate starfish puncher

One who likes to insert his penis into anuses; ass pirate; dumper bumper.

"See that girl Kerry? She's walking a bit funny"
"Yeah, she went out with Nathan last night"
"Oh yeah? I heard he's a chocolate starfish puncher"
"Exactly"

by Lookit January 23, 2009

spying on the starfish

after you take a poo and are ready to wipe, your finger penetrates the toilet paper and scrapes the grime off your poopy ass hole.
note: spying on the starfish happens easily if using single ply toilet paper

after a night of hard drinking your bud comes in the room after taking a shit and says," woah, im so hungover i just caught myself spying on the starfish."

by montford11 May 31, 2006

reverse starfish

A sexual position, akin to the starfish, but in reverse; e.g. facedown

We only had sex in two positions; Starfish and reverse starfish.

by j0rm January 15, 2014

starfishing

The act of sprawling out in bed, taking up as much space as possible, immediately upon the departure of your significant other, fuck buddy, or one night stand.

Man, these single dorm beds are so small, I couldn't wait for him to stop spooning and leave in the morning so I could start starfishing.

by Little Buck May 15, 2009

starfish

to spread-eagle; extend; branch out.

The crime ring is starfishing far and wide.

by uttam maharjan August 15, 2012

purple starfish

n. butt hole, anus, rectum used to excrete human waste from the digestive system.

"That girl got her tongue all up in my damn purple starfish. Hell, I told her to get a damn Tic Tac she want to kiss me again."

by Kjackoh November 28, 2006