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Staples

An arrogant bafoon that has no real world context of actionable solutions, however can speak and regurgitate the appropriate buzz words to give confidence to a ill-informed audience
Staples is killing my vision !!
by Herc12 November 17, 2021
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Stailed

When an object/person is in a stationary position and gets shifted accidentally from that position by another object/person.
"I was just standing there, and I got stailed!"
by seltzersquid August 9, 2022
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Stapler Test Moment

The common human childhood experience of testing what happens when you put your hand under a stapler.
“Hmm… I wonder what happens when I try to staple my hand?”

“I think Jimmy’s about to have a Stapler Test Moment.”
by Marilyn Williams September 7, 2022
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staplesquid

An artist who primarily uses Instagram and TikTok to showcase their art. Often drawing original characters and fanart for games they like. Almost always has a full art queue with owed art but takes commissions anyway.
“Come look at this cool tiktok I found! Staplesquid… I think I’ve seen their page before!”
by staplesquid January 16, 2023
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Staplebark

The condition of a utility pole or similar object being covered in staples from years of putting up and taking down posters or flyers, resembling the bark of a tree.
Walking down the city street, you'll see the staplebarked poles, each holding layers of the community's past events.
by phatgpt May 11, 2023
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Stampled

The act of dying from being trampled by Taylor Swift or at a Taylor Swift concert.
That B***h got stampled at the Eras tour
by Crawfishkiller November 18, 2023
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Staple's Fallacy

The idea that people need to be compelled to not be pieces of shit. This is built on the assumption that people are shitty by nature, ie Madison vs. Monroe and the federalist papers. This fallacy provides a way of passing judgement on others for their assumptions or opinions, and contributes disagreeable assumptions/opinions to an over-generalization that is based on geographic location. The fact that it is just geographic location that determines a person's assumptions or opinions shows how over-generalized this idea is, which in turn makes it a fallacy.
he emphasized Staple's Fallacy when he said that they are stupid and ignorant because they come from an underdeveloped part of the world.
by StatesRightsTater December 7, 2023
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