stalkerrific

describes a very haunting and/or traumatic situation in which the obsessed or deranged person pursues or follows a person with persistence. For example, the stalker would stand right behind you and breath on your neck. The stalker could also keep using instant messenger and always try to talk to you. The stalker also always comments on your blogs and you don't want them.

"Giant stalker just IMed me again. That's just stalkerrific."

by Jose A. Jariol June 30, 2005

Stalker Girls

Young girls who stalk people together, usually in a group because they know it is creepier to stalk alone. (Also it is more fun to stalk in a group, apparently.) No harm is meant to the stalkee's but the girls can be pretty creepy at times, almost to the point of insane.

Stalker girls - A group of sophomore girls stalk a group of freshman boys by following them around way too much, and leaving them messages with hints to who they are. (Dance magazine subscriptions = Dancers, or perhaps they would put in their initials like 'TJF')

STAY AWAY FROM THEM.

by Alejandro's girl June 6, 2010

salt shaker

just a way to explain how a female moves when she's bouncing or poppin tha booty

shake that aSs like a salt shaker

by KAsh January 21, 2004

stake it

a phrase originating from an episode of Will and Grace in which Jack is trying to spread a new phrase meaning "Come on, you can do it!" but it keeps being taken over by a very mascualine female personal trainer.

Come on, lift those weights, stake it!

by Chris Keitt July 25, 2006

Stake-Out, Fake-Out

(V). The act of scheduling an appointment to lead your boss to believe your busy, then calling the client and canceling the meeting the night before. The Stake-Out Fake-Out is completed upon telling your boss that the client canceled the meeting themselves, thus freeing you up for maximum gym time.

Abel: Do we have a meeting tomorrow?

Derek: Yeah, but i was thinking of pulling the ole' Stake-Out, Fake-Out.

Abel: Maximum Gym Time!

by toosweetkoolaid April 28, 2011

stalkerized

when you are officially considered a stalker

we got caught stalking him now we are stalkerized

by suspicious_pandicorn March 6, 2016

Rug Stalker

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

by Jezmondo November 29, 2007