Squattopee

this term would be used to describe someone who shouldn't be given the right to be called a man, Aka a real vagina..

Wow dave is such a squattopee for not hunching that chick last night..

by Mostlegit July 4, 2009

Squatto

Squatto - Mining Term used for old dead wood in the camp. Stories talking themselves up about how "hardcore" or how they been here for "fifty years". Typical Squatto appearances are "unkept hair and facial hair, missing teeth, usually drink VB and XXXX Beer and tell manly stories all night about them selves. Typical stories will always supercede what ever story you tell them.

cletus - look at that squatto over there talking himself up

Shamus - yeh typical squatto.. wouldnt even get a second look in perth you would have him confused with a young buskie at freo station.

by gtp_vlbt1 January 12, 2011

Squatability

The potential of a derelict building for squatting purposes

"That abandoned apartment block has real squatability"
"I'm not walking down there, there's an abandoned apartment block. Total squatability!"

by Squatface! November 7, 2010

squattop

noun. a person of such utmost awesomeness that you will die in awe when you meet them.

I met squattop and died in awe.

by RoflcopterSWASWASWA January 17, 2011

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

squataduce

To take a dump. # 2.

"I ate so much pizza I had to squataduce".

by jewelman445 October 22, 2011

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013