Splooge Guards

Sexy, Nerdy Eyeglasses on a woman. Also handy for giving oral sex, it wat keeps the splooge out your eyes.

"Hey, Bro... who's the babe wearing the red splooge guards?"

by nfkiller October 17, 2008

slootha

a female that is willing to "give it up easily" i.e. slut

I slayed a couple sloothas at the club last weekend.

by ya boy showtime March 11, 2011

Splooge

to orgasm in an explosive manner

The man splooged on her.

by oh niner wangsta April 14, 2003

van der Sloot

To appear randomly in the background of someone's vacation photos.

Knowing that eventually this photo will be the only evidence of you being in a specific location prior to the disappearance of one of more persons.

My wife and I were trying to pose for this photo on the beach, and this guy totally van der slooted us and ruined the whole trip.

by Benny Peme September 6, 2010

splooge

semen

oh man, did you see that splooge all over her mouth!!!???

by kaitlin personi June 26, 2008

Slooth

A evil cousin of the sloath. Resulted when a mutation formed in the Sloath's chromosome 4761. Can be identified by its long slinky arms, razor-sharp claw, that daunting smile, and slenderman face. Pray that you will never meet it. Once you become its target, you can't run or hide. It will come and kill you. If you do, just beg its whatever-conscience-it-has-left for mercy. Wants complete-world domination.

Spread the word about the slooth and sloaths to warn everyone about their killing instincts. Just make sure they don't find out it's you who is spreading the word or they will murder you in an unspeakable way.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

splooge

Another, rather descriptive word for semen or cum.

Awh man, did you hear about Luke? He was lay there drunk with splooge all over his jeans.

by Talk2Luke January 5, 2008