Spiritual age

How much you believe in god the higher it is the better of a person you are and the other way around

She always believe her spiritual age is high

by 459395 May 1, 2022

Spiritual Hand Shake

Typically a short eye contact when there would in general be a real hand shake. Often accompanied by a friendly remark. A rest of politeness and friendliness in epidemic times

Hello Walter, how are you? Please feel my Spiritual Hand Shake! It comes from my heart ...
Dear colleagues, please avoid physical hand shakes. Our policy are spiritual hand shakes.

by ThePhysopher March 5, 2020

Spiritual Interpretivism

Spiritual Interpretivism, also Esoteric Interpretivism, Mystic Interpretivism, Religious Interpretivism or Extraphysical Interpretivism, is a current of interpretivism that defends that reality is formed by spiritual, esoteric, religious, mystical and extraphysical relations between subjects and the world, where reality it is essentially formed by spiritual, esoteric, religious, mystical and extraphysical experiences as well as their interpretations by the subjects and their religious, spiritual, esoteric, mystical and extraphysical beliefs. Spiritual Interpretivism also holds that reality is essentially spiritual and that any interpretation of reality tends to be minimally spiritual no matter how materialistic and/or anti-spiritual it may be.

"Spiritual Interpretivism believes that spirituality and the spiritual are the fundamental principles of reality and interaction between subjects and the world."

by Full Monteirism July 12, 2021

Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them

Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn

by The brisket gang June 21, 2024

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Spiritual Allotment

A prosaic name for the toilet.
Men who don't have access to a private outdoor space will often repair to the WC for a bit of peace and quiet.

Woman: You were in the toilet a long time. Are you constipated again?
Man: No I just needed to spend some time on my spiritual allotment.
Woman (mutters under breath): That's why it smells like manure in there then.

by Green Tito May 6, 2013

Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses

Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.

by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024