Unflavored Sparkling Water

It's actually the same as regular sparkling water, just with a different label.

Bob: "Hey, is this unflavored sparkling water?"
Bob 2: "Yeah, this is unflavored sparkling water."

by betotrooba August 29, 2022

25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee

That one musical written by William Finn with a long-ass name. It's about a bunch of children with exaggerated personalities and very tragic backstories at a spelling bee. It also boasts the song "My Unfortunate Erection" that will always get censored by the school doing it.

Guy 1: "Hey, Quinn got into the school musical, 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee!"

Guy 2: "Who does she play?"

Guy 1: "The Kid Who Gets an Erection"

by Margaret-Anne January 14, 2021

Spiraling

A situation or action that is totally stupid, out of control; should not have been done in the first place.

Situation I walked into class when my pants fell down; man that's spiraling.

Action Writing a 10 page response for a one page response question; man you're spiraling.

by Nathaniel Bagnell November 1, 2006

Commonwealth spelling

An imaginary set of English spelling rules, cited from a politically-correct wish to be inclusive or out of ignorance of Canadian English. There are only three varieties of spelling in English: British, US, and Canadian (the last is often described as a combination of the first two). English spelling in all other places follows one of these conventions. At least two of these forms are prominently used in countries of the Commonwealth of Nations.

Which kind of “Commonwealth spelling” is this, British spelling or Canadian spelling?

by Michael Zed March 15, 2010

Backseat spelling

Someone who always corrects your spelling on MSN or some other IM program.

User 1: That bich is fly.

User 2: Bitch*

User 1: Quit backseat spelling asshole.

by Platinum Bullet January 2, 2009

Spoogling

Using Google as a Spell Check. More specifically the "Did You Mean?"/Suggestions features to spell words or names. Either because you don't know how to spell or because your Cell Phone's predictive text didn't have the word, making you second guess how something is spelled.

One wants to change his/her Facebook status to "falling in class is SOO embarrassing", but doesn't want to be emberased by missplelling embarasing, so one Spoogles it very quickly to double check. Hence Spoogling.

by GT40Spec August 16, 2009

sparling

One who has a fascination with boys genitals.

That Paul is a right ''Sparling''

by Huffmunky October 13, 2005