skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

sweeters

A sweeter way to say sweet.

"I'm seriously going to shrapnel someone unless I get those high heels, they're way sweeters."

by Winky B January 13, 2008

sweeter than sweet

Watching you watch me beat my meat

Do you know what's sweeter than sweet? Watching you watch me beat my meat!

by JB_Smoove October 13, 2016

sleeter

A term used in disdain to describe a person who unnecessarily uses elaborate words and phrases to provide commentary on mundane situations. Sleeters has this definition because people who describe rain as sleet overcomplicate a simple situation.

Philosophy professors are sleeters.

by WeAreSleeters May 12, 2016

skeeter

A derogatory term for a Hawaiian, the term arose form massive amounts of Mosquitoes found on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.

Hey skeeter get off my wave.

by mo-squiter September 26, 2010

cousin skeeter

another name for a skeezer (a hoe or slut)

Bro, that chick....now she's a cousin skeeter.

by KMAC DADDY January 10, 2008

speeder

A person whom smokes crank on a regular basis. My friend Lindsay.

WOAH there's that speeder, looketem run!

by Molly ........why? September 17, 2003