spanapple

An offensive name for somebody who can't cook

Me: Simon you big spanapple
Simon: I can cook apples in a pan if i wonna got a prob?!?!

by fionna April 22, 2006

Spandan

Spandan is a very soft and humane person who understands your problems. He is good at topics related to wildlife, flora and fauna etc. However, he sucks at math. But,overall, he is a good person. He is also very clumsy.

Oh yeah! Did I forget to tell you he is also gay?

Joe: Spandan is love, Spandan is life.

by eeyayaCoolGuy20 November 22, 2019

Spanda

An overweight white girl wearing black leggings/spandex - spandex + panda = spanda.

Emily: Shit son, Spanda alert, ten o clock.

Chris: God, look at that cow! Who the hell sold her leggings? You can see her fat rolls falling over the top!

by EmSlice December 19, 2008

Spance

The Spam Dance. When when 2 or more people spam anything continually, but within the limits of a particular web-site's rules.

forum:
I do not like this.
>I don't like it either.
Why don't you like it?
>Bites ass.
I agree.
__________
And now, you have witnessed spance.

by Spancer March 26, 2008

spic n span

When a company hires illegal immigrants, normally Mexican, to fill in large gaps in employment.

"dude did you hear that HR called in an order for spic n span."
"so taco's in the cafeteria again?"

by AkrielG May 11, 2010

Horatio Sanz

Quite possibly the worst cast member on Saturday Night Live, poor at improving because he always bursts out in laughter in most skits.

Chris Farley clone but not as quite funny.

by rq_tek519 May 13, 2005

Spamz0r

A very very cool thing/being

omg your sooo Spamz0r!

by err... not spamz0r.. May 4, 2003