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spanking

A description of remarkable high quality and style; implying significant gratification to be had from the described object.

Taken and enhanced from the old fashioned version meaning "very" - (i.e. "Brand Spanking New") and combining it with the sexual nature of the act of spanking - there is an erotic edge to this word.
As if that which you are describing will give you some form of sexual pleasure, either express or implied.
Hey - your boots are totally spanking!

Wow, that new album is spankingly good!
by malc December 7, 2004
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Slanging and Banging

slanging refers to hanging out with the bros and banging refers to hitting on chicks
Chris: What did you guys doing tonight?
Evan: Slanging and banging
Pat: A usual Saturday night
by CharlieConway June 3, 2011
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Spanking Spoons

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!
by Skiddy March 8, 2005
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spanking the kitty

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!
by tonyfamous October 4, 2010
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Sponging

The act of soaking a tampon with hard liquor and inserting said tampon into the rectum with the goal of becoming intoxicated.
"Beer is too expensive man, I'm just gonna sponge it tonight."

"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."
by Billyman13 December 30, 2009
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Spanking the ham

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now
by LushMops August 28, 2017
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sponging

Male masturbatory practice.

A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.
I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight!
by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005
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