Soviet Union

HIGH ON VODKA PUTIN RIDING A BEAR

Soviet Union dab

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018

Soviet Stache

The result of eating out a woman on her period. Results in a red mustache on the upper lip.

Stacy: "Thanks for eating me out Chad. You look so hot with that soviet stache."
Chad: "The redder, the better"

by Ichdkslwuueo82 August 17, 2024

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.

"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"

by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018

Mech Soviet

A huge asshole that I've been friends with for a while

Me: Hey soviet
Mech Soviet: *Either says something racists or funny*

by Lieut November 29, 2021

Soviet

Someone who hates individual freedom

I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me

by Covert Rage November 3, 2021

Soviet dupe

Someone who believes what they hear from a provacateur agent and proceeds to ruin any number of person's lives, including teir own, without knowing why.

People who believe professional incantations are Soviet dupes; you should probably look in the mirror before you begin witch-hunting.

by theexorcist January 12, 2010