The unfortunate act of accidentally vomiting on a woman's hairy vagina during vigorous cunnilingus, possibly as a result of rapidly ingesting both liquid and food, and the necessary bending of the body. A notable hair omelette contains limited fluids while retaining a certain drip along the labia, and its focus is on the undigested chunks, ideally remaining in place with the help of the pubic hair.
John#1: "Dude, what the hell happened with Emily the other night? I hook you up and now she's pissed at me!"
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
John#2: "Ugh... I'onno man. Got too excited with the drinking and partying... went down on her and shit turned into a hair omelette. Don't you hate it when that happens..."
John#1: "..."
by ForAllTheBeaversInTheWorld December 19, 2011
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I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette
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After consuming a number of Vodka Cruisers, Kelly left the discotech and poured a big stomach omelette onto the foot path.
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Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
Bro: Dude just make a Dirty Omelette.
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Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
Jane was quite excited for this weekend's furries party, where she was known as the queen of the undercover omelette
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Person 1: Dude, Let's make some weed brownie after school!
Person 2: SHHHHHH! Don't say that loud, people will know! Also let's make a Jamaican Omelette instead!
Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
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Person 1: What's a Jamaican Omelette?
Person 2: Precise!
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