soggy cock

The act of dipping your penis in syrup, usually with waffles surrounding it.

Yo the other day I did a soggy cock and to this second girls won't get off my dick.

by Zombalatron December 16, 2017

soggy fap

It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.

Come on Will! Not another soggy fap

by Smatus November 24, 2017

Soggy Saltine

When preforming the saltine challenge of eating six saltine crackers in one minute you bust a load in her extremely dry oral cavity preventing her from swallowing or spitting your ejaculatory product.

I totally just soggy saltined that bitch in the kitchen.

by Carlos Spicywiner June 3, 2010

loggy soggy

Similar to luigi from the mario series

Guy: I love the new mario game with Mayro Soggy and Loggy Soggy
Guy2: Yeah same, Loggy Soggy is the best

by joshosh March 3, 2018

Soggy Crix

Trinbagonian version of Soggy Cracker

When a group of heterosexual men ejaculates on the crix, the last man to release his semen has to consume the crix.

boy 1 : Eh monsta, lewwe play some soggy crix nah?

boy 2 : Again boy? You eh fed up win?

by SweetBaldHeadMan December 6, 2022

Soggy don

When someone is thinks they are hard but really they're just moist.

Laquisha had sex with Edwin and keeps boasting about it to her granddaddy. What a soggy don...

by Slugsoap May 7, 2014

Soggy croutons

The term for when your testicles are shriveled up and get moist.

"I dipped my balls in thousand island dressing after busting a nut and now I got them soggy croutons."

by anonymous September 11, 2021