The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
by Stintbbz14 December 17, 2015
It is when you're sad at 3 in the morning and you feel very moist in your crotch region and you beat off to your ex girl friends instagram pics. also referred to as a William Confere.
by Smatus November 24, 2017
by BossAssBitch December 21, 2014
The act of combining rusty trombone with soggy cookies. Where there are two or more couples standing around a cookie, where the female performs a rusty trombone on the man, having to cum on the cookie. The last couple to cum on the cookie has the male to eat the cookie.
by Ian Knowles January 16, 2007
The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.
by irondeath March 10, 2017
by soggynapkin March 18, 2011
When a lady doesn't shave her lady garden so it becomes bushy or doormat like and a man pulls out and spaffs on it.
by Shaven demon October 06, 2019