Soberback

Anyone who intentionally stays sober during an alcohol-infested party making sure no one gets in too much trouble to get the police involved.

Bro, the cops would've totally chucked our curb had Jerry not been our soberback last night! Yeah Jerry!!

by AWw YEAHH March 19, 2011

Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

soberfluxxed

When you're cycling through the peak waves of an acid trip and can't decide if you're coming down or coming up.

Man, I don't know if I can make it to the car. I'm feelin' pretty soberfluxxed.

by graytoun May 24, 2014

soberspiration

A sober person leading a well lived enjoyable life who inspires one to follow his/her path into sobriety.

David is so happy, he is a soberspiration to me.

by Beardly Man September 14, 2014

sober as a sphinx

A way to describe yourself when you are so smashed you've deluded yourself into thinking you're sober.

"Nah man, fuck off. I'm sober as a sphinx!"

by Dickweed McGee May 3, 2014

Sober Butts

A term for cigarettes someone smokes while sober

Guy 1: I haven't had one sip of alcohol tonight.

Guy 2: Hey same! Let's go rip some Sober Butts!

Guy 1: I love being an asshole and getting lung cancer.

by Mr. Tarsky April 6, 2017

sober drunking

Verb: the action of acting as sober as possible when you are drunk

cha dude, I was so sober drunking last night.

by bubbles_2319 January 22, 2018