A person who creates shitty jobs, as opposed to decent jobs.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
Shitty jobs can be any combination of minimum wage, no benefit, no mobility, part-time, and contract work.
While technically better than being unemployed, the ability of a person working a full forty hour week for a Shitty Job Creator is inadequate to provide them with a standard of living above the poverty line.
“Hey man, I created hundreds of jobs. I’m a Job Creator!”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
“No, you’re a Shitty Job Creator, there’s a difference.”
“Why is there a minimum wage? My workers should just be grateful to have jobs!”
“Dude, you're a Shitty Job Creator.”
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Get the Snotty Dobson mug.Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.
The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.
Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.
Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).
I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).
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Damn I might need to take a spitty hit to get through this homework.
I smoked a bowl with my grandma for the first time the other day, she took a spitty hit and was on the moon!
Regular person: *smoking a bowl*
Friend with asthma: hey can u save me a spitty hit
Regular person: yeah of course
Friend with asthma: *hits bong* *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* *chugs water* *cough* Thanks!
I smoked a bowl with my grandma for the first time the other day, she took a spitty hit and was on the moon!
Regular person: *smoking a bowl*
Friend with asthma: hey can u save me a spitty hit
Regular person: yeah of course
Friend with asthma: *hits bong* *cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* *chugs water* *cough* Thanks!
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Look at Chip and Rachel they are shitty Niggers. They sodomized the goats at the farm and stole everything from inside the house. You can smell them from here.
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