Stodge Rocket

The Stodge rocket is when a males scrotum and hair hangs lower than the penis itself.

Emily: Omg Becky Callum has the Stodge Rocket buggy he should probably neck himself
Becky: I know right

by Poonranger May 14, 2014

Smedge

The act of smashing a cervix with a large thick cock repeatedly.

Tess really wanted Dan to smedge her pussy tonight.

by Delks September 7, 2019

smidget

Someone who is very short, but not quite a midget.

Wow, look at that short guy! He doesn't look like a dwarf, he's just a smidget.

by CJansen May 3, 2008

smoodge

when you tongue someones bum and then, with poo on lips, proceed to kiss your partner

Kyle smoodged you.
Kyle gave you some smoodge.
Kyle is a smoodge.
Kyle is the smoodge.

by tracknumberseven January 23, 2009

smidget

a small midget

that midget over there is small.

son thats what you call a smidget.

by Webee April 21, 2009

smidget

A small person. ie. small + midget = a smidget. Originated in a grade 8 class in Ajax Ontario from a boy named John to a particularly short girl named Nicole. The name stuck and eventually became somewhat of a nickname for her. It was also later used as a "camp name" 3 or 4 years later when she was a camp counsellor. Some times spelled "smidgette". It is also sometimes shortened to "smidgie".

"Our counsellor smidget, she really liked to fidget and we didn't know what to do" "Smidget, get in my backpack!"

by The Little Nicky July 24, 2008

scodger

A selfish, impolite, generally unpleasant person. Often used to describe a petty thief or benefits fraudster.

The Royle family of T.V. fame are all perfect examples of the word Scodger.

by Ossieend August 26, 2006