Crooked smile

A person who is genuinely not happy or in a good state of mind but still smiles through everything

Person 1- she has a crooked smile
Person 2- yea she’s been through hell and back

by Typical.teenager December 10, 2017

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.

Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008

Chelsea Smile

A torturing term used all around the world but originating in Chelsea. The victim's hands are tied or held and the sides of there mouth are cut slightly breaking the strong lip structure. The victim is then kicked very hard in the nuts or in the case of a woman a leg is broken and as the victim screams the cuts rip creating the Chelsea Smile.

That (cunts) been sleeping with my wife, give him a Chelsea Smile.

by James Spencer June 15, 2005

sailor jerry

Tattoo artist from California that revolutionized the tattooing community today. When people think of "traditional" tattoos, they think of Sailor Jerry's work.

When I was in Cali, I picked up a print of some original flash by sailor jerry.

by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004

Sailor Jerry'd

(Verb) To drink too much and become blind drunk. To the point where one forgets what he is doing. Also sometimes needing to be carried out or assisted my friends.

"Hey, Adam and DJ totally got Sailor Jerry'd last night"....."Yeah, man I saw that..Adam barfed all over and DJ got thrown out of the club"

by Adam M W. April 11, 2008

Hello Sailor!

A game in which one friend goes up to the friendly neighborhood homophobe, slaps his ass and/or gives him a stiff credit card and screams in the gayest voice possible: Hello Sailor!

Note: it helps to add a lisp to the sailor part.

I saw the football players playing a rousing game of Hello Sailor! in the parking lot.

by MassaRee August 9, 2008

Sailor Saturn

One of the best characters from the Sailor Moon series. She is a sickly girl who is possesed by an evil demon. Theoreticaly she may be almost as powerful as sailor moon.

Sailor Saturn isn't gothic...

by Emi August 15, 2004