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Rona-Smear

Having your nussy swabbed like a pap-smear to test for Covid-19.
Going in for my fourth Rona-smear. Maybe they'll find the cheerio I left there in 1981.
by Nenegade January 18, 2021
mugGet the Rona-Smearmug.

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
mugGet the general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)mug.

Smearing my shit

The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Person 1: Yoo is pumping easy?
Person 2: idk I’m smearing my shit on the wall
by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022
mugGet the Smearing my shitmug.

Smear

The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will
He smells really bad, I bet he’s a smear
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
mugGet the Smearmug.

Universal Smear

an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
Person 1: wow fortnite is so much better than minecraft!

Person 2: You universal Smear.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
mugGet the Universal Smearmug.

fudge smears

An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).

Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
mugGet the fudge smearsmug.

Smeared Whitney

A mid or below white girl
Did you see Tyron's new girl stacy? She's below mid. She's a smeared whitney.
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP July 29, 2022
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