by Nenegade January 18, 2021
Get the Rona-Smearmug. The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.
"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.
Saranyan: must be a shitty experience
ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)
by dailybritishbrownboy March 24, 2024
Get the general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)mug. The action to “spread your own shit on a wall” step 1: take a big fat stinky shit on the wall
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
Step 2: spread
Step 3 walk away like yo shit don’t stink
by Pissiepiss October 28, 2022
Get the Smearing my shitmug. The act of one smearing human shit across their chest, usually done by another person against their will
by AverageCanadian7567 March 8, 2023
Get the Smearmug. an insult that can be used to define someone so useless, so boring, and such a waste of sperm that they can be considered a mere smear on the fabric of reality.
by thingmaker February 17, 2022
Get the Universal Smearmug. An alternative phrase for fecal matter lines in your underwear. Fudge smears occur around the corner from where lemonade is made. Usually caused from truly dedicated individuals diving deep to get that itch, cutting one off too soon, or misjudging the TTB ( time to bathroom).
Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
Alternative use: the result of a Roomba pushing your dog's droppings across the floor.
These fudge smears are disgusting! I am not washing these. There is not enough bleach in the world...
by Oscar Leadbetter May 28, 2017
Get the fudge smearsmug. A mid or below white girl
by DA BIG BUMPS ON YER RUMP July 29, 2022
Get the Smeared Whitneymug.