Sister slaying

When a sister (a baddie) is slaying like outfit, hair, nails etc literally ate everyone up. Period.

“Wooow look at her she’s fr sister slaying”

by Masterclaek June 19, 2022

Not saying shit

The activity of speaking without saying anything interesting, funny, or at all worthwhile. Practiced by wastemen and posers, usually in small groups of people who achieev nothing. Avoided at all costs by people who respect themselves and value their time.

Sucker: "and then he she was like... hehe you won't believe it... she said... hehe.."

Person who's gathering their belonging to leave: "Nigga you not saying shit."

by nyc345 August 16, 2023

Girls With Slingshots

A webcomic about two friends named Hazel and Jamie who are going through life together. Hazel has an English major which is useless in the real world and desperately wants to be laid. Jamie is a bigger girl with bigger boobs. Her sexuality is questioned now that she is dating Erin (a girl) but their relationship is based on love - not sex.
They have many friends including a hot barista, a porn store librarian who is also a dominatrix, a gay drag queen, a cactus that talks to you when you drink, and a chronic liar.

The webcomic is updated weekly and never fails to bring out squeals, tears, and laughs.

Maureen: Jamie, your breasts are legendary.
Jamie: You can say it twice. I consider them each a separate legend.

Hazel: How's it shakin', eggs 'n' bacon?
Jamie: Large an' loose, like your caboose!

Jameson: Sorry, I'm afraid you need less Asshole Points to access that information.

Girls with Slingshots

by QueenColonDarkwing June 28, 2011

See what I’M saying!?

No... I don’t. It sounds completely incoherent. Like it’s vaguely derivative of something you don’t quite grasp and you sound like a teenage hippy trying to be profound?

Hym “This guy is the single most inelegant thinker I’ve ever seen. I mean... Do you see what I’M saying!? Pssh! Wow! This is just bizarre and painful to watch. You know I said some of those things! And then the conclusions! You want to talk about fucking conclusions! Jesus Christ!”

by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Saying Goodnight to my mother

Masturbating. Jacking off. Choking the chicken.

Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"

by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010

Arabian Slingshot

The act of shitting into a sock and then proceeding to smack an individual (usually of dislike) in the face with the pile of excrement.

as usual, Zack would not shut the hell up today, so I decided to give him a good whack with the ol' Arabian Slingshot to silence him.

by thatguywhotriestobefunny July 29, 2011

sidcup slinger

the act of a large, homosexual male 'slinging' his testicles into the face of an unconscious male for his own sexual pleasure

named 'sidcup slinger' due to the reputation of sidcup's secondary schools as safe havens for homosexuals

that guy's so hot. i'm gonna give him a sidcup slinger.

by darius priest January 26, 2011