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Slunch

Weekly gathering of Sailors attending Texas A&M University at the MSC between the hours of 10-2. A place where sophomores, directors, and bigs (af) can come together to eat, study, and play. This tradition has dated back decades (probably?) and will continue to grow.
“Yo did you go to slunch yesterday????” “Nahhhhh I didn’t because I’m a major Sail flop.”
by sailor queen mak January 18, 2024
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slurce

When you get mad at someone (typically a partner) and instinctively start stabbing them while screaming curse words at them (hence the name).
"Dude I'm in some deep shit, I accidentally slurced my girlfriend! You gotta bail me out bro!"

"My uncle slurced my aunt in front of me when I was a little boy."
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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slurce juice

Pretty much another word for blood, but specifically the blood that comes from a person who was slurced (stabbed by their partner during a heated argument). Some say it has a pungent aura.
"Yo, my plug said he's selling slurce juice now. I really gotta find a new guy"
by ts-pmo February 19, 2024
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Scurching

To scurch; When 2 men are in intimate sexual intercourse and one man shoves his entire hand and forearm up the other man's anus, grabs the man's shit, puts it in a pocket pussy, and masturbates using the aformentioned pocket pussy.
Man 1: Yo lets do some scurching later
Man 2: What the fuck is wrong with you
by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
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Spurch

We are going to spurch, you’ve been spurched
by Toasty5 March 26, 2024
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sklurch

Someone who is a stupid fat ugly racist beaver.
"William Kaley SKLURCHED in math class"
by William Kaley's #1 Hater April 17, 2024
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slirch

A hungery hearted 🧸 teddy bear that craves to be loved on, seeking out attention and just wants to Love you back.
Look at him Slirch.

Or that girl just keeps slirching all over.
by LovemeorLovemenot December 3, 2024
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