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polish sleeper 

sexual pleasure when one takes a shit and catches it by bending down and reaching in-between their theighs and cupps a sausage-shapped turd under-handed with both hands, then sneaks up behind their victim and sufficates their face with shit, causing them to black out.
i'm goona get that bitch later with a polish sleeper when she gets off work.
polish sleeper by jaek August 8, 2006
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Serial Sleeper 

Someone who sleeps around a lot, especially if they are in a relationship.
That Canadian is such a Serial Sleeper
Serial Sleeper by StellarAce27 September 13, 2016

INFECTED SLEEPER CREEPER

When your spouse or significant other is in bed with the flu, you sneak into bed and start pounding her from behind. Then offer her a tablespoon of semen instead of nyquil.
My wife stayed home sick today, I think at lunch Ill go home and give her the infected sleeper creeper.

Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome 

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)
Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

Dukinfield sleeper 

A firm and accurate knock out punch to the jaw # a solid un
He didnt wake up after the Dukinfield Sleeper

Pimp Sleeper 

Someone who is sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp more than being one. Also know as a sleeper pimp.
My roommate Lucky is a pimp sleeper and spends all his nights sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp. To bad when he wakes up he has to take his broke ass to work.

Pulled a sleeper 

To pretend you are going to bed/passing out either in the real world or online in order to get out of doing something or get away from someone.
Henry just didn't get that I had no interest in hooking up with him so after we smoked I pulled a sleeper and he finally left.
Pulled a sleeper by Isaisa November 23, 2009