Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands

I just piss slapped Laura

by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009

Slapsoil

adj.

A translation of a Filipino word 'Hampaslupa'.

Hampas = Slap
Lupa = Soil

1. A highly derogatory term or insulting word for someone who is poor, impoverished, penniless.

2. An expression used to mock or tease a close family and/or friend.

For definition #1:

"Look who's here. A SLAPSOIL gatecrashing a party of the rich. She does not belong here. Pathetic!"

For definition #2:

"You slapsoil! You eat like a pig. Disgusting!"

by Enlistingling May 31, 2022

slapping the meat

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"I spent all last night slapping the meat."

by Dean March 25, 2005

Slapping the monkey

British slang for masturbation

John- *fap fap fap*
Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think

by Shamingo June 18, 2011

slapping the weasel

Having sexual intercourse.

Ricky: Where's Paul?
Russell: He's round Adelenes slapping the weasel.

by lde_ricky December 14, 2008

Slapping the Cat

Another term for female masturbation

Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.

by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019

Slappy-assed

Piss-poor work.

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

Slappy-assed is defined as performance being lazy, haphazard, incomplete, shit work. Example: My landlord's repair guy did slappy-assed work, " I said pointing to my toilet duct taped to the wall. Slappy-ass means

by blossombaby December 2, 2021