milk skirt

Another name for a mustache.

"Milk", describing the color an upper lip fades to after wearing a mustache for an extended period of time.

"Skirt" describing the growth of hair that protects this sensitive, sensual area.

"We rarely catch such a glimpse under the milk skirt"

(After performing cunnilingus) "Well.. I'm off to scrub the ole milk skirt..."

"Randy began acting like a real diva after he started wearing that milk skirt."

by Vitamin-B April 3, 2013

Hand Skirt

A superior name for scrunchies. Generally used by superior teenagers.

While in science class. Kiley said to Abby, "It's like a little hand skirt!"

by KileyMorgan89 January 8, 2019

mayonnaise skirt

When you ejaculate all over a woman's belly or dude and they wear it like a skirt

I gave her a mayonnaise skirt and she bought like a champ

by B.allen December 9, 2021

skirt shredder

the act of destroying a vagina with ones tongue and lips

the skirt shredder named bob made the young women moan and scream to an extreme.

by michael #77 February 4, 2009

Skirt Sushi

A term commonly used to describe the genital or vaginal area of the female anatomy.

What do you think the skirt sushi under that dress looks like?

by McPhie April 17, 2011

LaRussa Skirt

(Noun) A skirt that is a little bit too high. Named after the famed manager who also stands a bit above the dugout.

Guy 1: Man, check out that skank in the LaRussa skirt!
Guy 2: Yeah, you can see everything.

by TheBigHouse February 6, 2012

skirt club

Group of bi sexauly curious women

She's in skirt club.

by ronsonolmyass1873 February 4, 2017