Skill issue

Usually said ironically after something godawful happens in a game that is outside player control. Alternatively, when a player is doing something obviously incorrectly and blames the game, that is unironically a skill issue.
"man, I keep getting rolled by awful RNG"
"seems like a skill issue" -Ironic

"My opponents keep playing 1e4 in my chess games, it's the best move and so I can't win unless they blunder"
"that is most definitely a skill issue, my dude" -unironic
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
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skill issue

This can either be used as a 14 year olds attempt at humor online, or a phrase to use in an arguement. This is commonly used by demon slayer pfps on discord or 13 year olds who have no friends.
(giving a balancing suggestion to a game developer) "hey, can you nerf this move? it 1 shot me and im supposed to be really tanky", "skill issue"
by solhu April 19, 2021
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skills that kills

A person who has poor leadership skills and uses those skills to destroy creativity and initiative in others.
E.H. has skills that kills and that is why no none wants to work for her.
by Believinginthegood March 09, 2016
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Social skills

Iam "Hey, I have another question. Are social skills real? Or is that all just trait extroversion? Cuz I'm really low in extroversion."

Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."

Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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Legally skilled

Noun or verb- Someone that is acting like they are on the spectrum or retarded in general
*you grab Cade’s colored pencils
“You tell him that will be twenty cents”
He yells at you retardedly
Someone watching would say : Wow look Cade is legally skilled!
by Legally skilled legend October 20, 2018
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Bad Skills

'Bad skills' is a term to be used in scorn when a peer has shown a clear lack of skill during an important task. 'Bad skills' would usually be reserved for an occasion on which the accuser feels that they would have performed significantly better were they in the position of the accused.

There is absolutely no call for the phrase 'bad skills' to be used erroneously in a situation when the person in question was simply 'f-unlucky'. In these cases they are to be excused and consolation is in order.

Here are some situations where 'bad skills' could be blamed for someone's failings:
1. During the final frame of a match of wcs, one player is clearly in a position to win. He has had several red-black combinations already, and with the reds pretty well spread out, the game would appear to be in the bag. The player relaxes rather, and gets a little too over-confident. He over-hits his shot on the black, sending the cueball up the table, burying it behind the green, snookering himself: "Look, mate, that's bad skills."

2. On entering a crowded late-night bar of sorts, the choice of drinks is surveyed. A foreign lager by the name of 'Leffe' is spotted, and one person decides to give it a try. Boldly, he says "a pint of Leffe, please." He fails, however, to check the price before doing so, and is shocked to hear the reply, "that will be £4.50, please:" "Bad skills, mate."
by The T Meister April 14, 2004
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jewish skills

1. hearing change drop from the hand and immediately knowing the distance and how much $$ (see Rain Man)
2. holding a credit card up with your nose by suction
3. pwning other races
"Shh... I just heard $0.34 drop 13.7 feet away"

"Watch this!" Pheeeeen *stick!*

That Jew pwned you, you oversized Persian.
by j00 master December 09, 2004
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