sized up

when you look at someone’s thighs to see how far your 🍆 will fit inside them.

“dude, i sized up my girl the other day. that sh¡t would fit all the way”

by arf arf arf July 23, 2021

up-sized wheels

combination of larger than standard wheels with lower profile tires to keep the original tread diameter

Most ricers have up-sized wheels.

by Geek-O-Man February 20, 2005

bonni sized

little. small.

that man is bonni sized!!

by molly gillette February 10, 2009

life sized dingleberry

A band whose leader is a savage violinist. Their biggest hit is "Aquadic Serenity". They are a blend of classical, new wave, and jungle fever.

Me and my homies are stoked for the Life Sized Dingleberry concert tonight!

by jkmd April 24, 2008

Roman-sized

A small penis; as seen on ancient roman statues. Who knows, maybe the ancient civilization didn't really have a people who were THAT small.

So small you don't even feel it.

Girl 1: Hey so.... how big was it?
Girl 2: Roman-sized!
Girl 1: OMG, poor bastard. How bored were you.

by malicewhit November 19, 2006

Shizzed

To explain being super coked out.

Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.

by Knowinggg April 15, 2009

Stizzed

Totally wacked outta your mind on coke, crank or crack that you can't do any more and live!

"Like, Dude! Been Crankin' for 2 days now! I'm sooooo STIZZED!"

by dixiedog November 18, 2003