size up

When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.

Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."

Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."

Male 1: "Size up"

Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.

by VillanovaJC March 14, 2011

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porn-sized

Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )

"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"

"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"

by DeezilRam December 04, 2006

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bra size

The size of a girl's lady parts, the letter coded sizes have different meanings:

A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp

Girl 1: Hey Tracy, I've always been wondering, what's your bra size?
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..

by Jemina110 June 19, 2013

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