simple

something that's so obvious that it's a victory. Something that's good, that's commendable.

You got that thot's number????? That's a fuckin simple.

by youngthot October 25, 2017

sambles

The absolute inability to read drawings, follow simple commands or accept any fault. Being a complete and utter twat. Specifically in the building trade in the west coast of Scotland.

You have really made a sambles of that! You unbelievable arsehead, what the fuck were you thinking.

by the mushroom squad May 20, 2014

Simple Plan

stupid whiny kids that have fans that think they are all emo and hardcore when really, the real emos make fun of them.

And it's Hilary Duff's favorite band, therefore it sucks major ass.

Simple Plan = the worst band on the face of the planet

kid 1: I'm soo emo, I cut my wrists and listen to Simple Plan!
kid 2: haha, you stupid prep.

by Laurencuppcakes December 29, 2005

Simple Simon

A very very simple person that could be described as a mong or pleb. Normally the person has 100% physically and mental retardation, more often than not simple simon's live on farms.

Norm 1: Whos just lost their dick?
Norm 2: Thats simple simon.

by Lance Jefferson July 11, 2007

Simple Plan

A French Canadian band made up of 5 members - Pierre, David, Seb, Chuck and Jeff. Well known for there 'whiny' lyrics and haters.

Have a large following of teenage girls, mostly screaming for Pierre - lead singer and David - bassist.

1. Simple Plan suck so much. All they do is whinge about their parents and their life.

2. LyK OmGz I LuV You PieRrE HaVe My BabIesS YoUr SoOO HAWT!!

by Kim777 December 6, 2006

simple

as in not complicated.

"god! why don't you get it?!?! it's so simple... I wanna DO you! do i have to spell it out for you?"

by siescierto June 7, 2004

Simple Plan

1. Emo band from Quebec, whiners really. Every song is about being so misunderstood and depressed. I could see writing one or two songs on the subject but these assholes drag it out into an entire career.

Emo in general takes little to no talent to perform, as the majority of what emo stands for is an image of desperateness (a desperate need to have one's ass kicked). Tight jeans, sweaters, hair that hangs at an angle over your face, YOU'RE HALFWAY THERE!

Now add three power chords and a whiny male singer, AND YOU'RE DONE! You can now make a platinum album under the guise of the musician! But seriously, you should be ashamed of yourself.

If anyone deserves to listen to this bilge, it's convicts currently serving life sentences. Wait, what am I saying?! The only people who deserve this trash are the people who created it. No one else is THAT guilty.

h4XX0r: 5l/\/\pl3 pl4n r0xx0r5 j00.
me: fuck off and listen to something with balls. dipshit.

by Bollocks43 September 5, 2005