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Simmer

To post a status or a comment on facebook or social media websites, which deliberately criticizes people in a subtle way, so that they will inevitably get offended and start blasting you with aggressive replies. You let the comment simmer... cause sometimes during high tide, a well-placed, smart arsed comment can attract a lot of defensive feedback.
Zena wants to let her comments simmer, so she lays the bait by posting "What do women get from plucking their eyebrows out and drawing them in?" or "Some men think they are God's gift to all of womankind."

Other examples: "Why do unemployed women get pregnant to losers?"
"Why do those people not moisturize their skin, they're so ashy!"
"If you don't support my cause, kindly hang yourself."
by Shadia11 December 31, 2013
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simper

a person who is a mega simp does anything for e-girls and his mom
damn milo little is such a fucking simper
by ted is gay fhs xoxoxo March 16, 2020
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Siberian Blizzard

Fucking a girl while standing and spinning in circles, then when you're close to finishing, throw the girl into the air, and jizz all over her before she hits the ground.
UH, UH, SIBERIAN... Blizzaaaaaaaaard.......

I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.
by ninjakingcola September 2, 2010
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Trans-Siberian Drilldo

To drill a hole in the bottom of a 10-inch dildo, fill the hole with adhesive material, then put the bit of an industrial-strength power drill in the hole. Next, lube the "Drilldo" with KY jelly (Or Smuckers) and viciously penetrate the vaginal or anal orifice of any given Unlucky Recipient. Repeat as necessary.
-"Hey, if you'll get me that drill, we can hang that picture of a whale penis on your mantle."

-"Nah, the battery ran out last night, seeing as how i violently Trans-Siberian Drilldoed my asshole for three and a half hours."
by Griffin Peterson June 19, 2009
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Siberian Express

Russia's male population has been decimated throughout history through political upheaval and war. Poor but resourceful Russian women have engaged in the practice of freezing their shit and using the frozen dildo to pleasure themselves.
Sasha's "Siberian Express" will be boarding in 5 minutes.
by Zorba44 February 11, 2009
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Simmer

Simmer Down ; Simmer your ass down
by Kaman Cooper June 8, 2014
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Siebert

A small, hairy penis, usually a chode.
Woah he has a Siebert, Fail.
by Doctajsnap April 25, 2010
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